You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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