i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
