eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He felt like a one man threesome
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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