so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
