your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize