I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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