were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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