i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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