dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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