i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
