Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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