It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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