That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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