If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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