That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Randomize
