I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
