Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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