she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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