gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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