I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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