bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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