My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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