Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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