I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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