I puked a lego.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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