Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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