she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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