it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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