he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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