yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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