I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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