so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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