with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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