HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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