Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So. Much. Porn.
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