Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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