You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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