yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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