I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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