Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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