she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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