Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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