So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This is classic penis vs brain.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
