Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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