For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I smell stomach acid.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
vagina is talking i cant
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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