I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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