I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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