piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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