i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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