Even the bartender felt bad for me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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