i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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