im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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