That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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